I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

craniorectal inversion

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.

Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

Invergordon

Invergordon is basically the shit hole scum of the Earth town that nobody wants to end up in and even the residents want to leave

Ochh Invergordon is like shit
well yeah it is ?

by XxSynxGatesxX April 26, 2011

rectocranial inversion

Having your head up your ass.

I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

Inverpal

The inverse of the name Paul; value of 1 ÷ Paul.

When we put Paul to the exponent of negative one, he became Inverpal

by jamayers January 9, 2011