infinicray

Crazy beyond measure.

My girlfriend is infinicray!

by Zay Michael July 23, 2018

infinicum

When two penises are interlaced and touch tips in anticipation of one ejaculating, the ejaculatory penis cums inside the other penis. Storing the cum inside the urethra, the cum is then recycled for the next round of ejaculation.

i.e. fluid swapping

Tom: "Man, I've been feeling lonely, makes me thing of the days when me and my hubby used to infinicum maneuver."

Barry: "Dang I've been feeling the same, never heard of that infinicum shit though"

Tom: "You've never heard of infinicum? Dude...what are you doing later tonight."

Barry: "Interlacing my dick with yours, I guess!"

by cumphilosopher69 November 6, 2020

Infinite Bagel Theory

The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.

Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."

by bobfrog93 May 18, 2021

Infiniti g35

A car that only looks good in one color and has Initial D decals all over it

Person 1: Wow thats a nice car!
Person 2: Yeah but its an Infiniti g35.

by TheBat227 November 26, 2021

infinite playlist

A very long list of songs that tell a story or convey a message.

"I was listening to Aubri's Infinite Playlist yesterday, and it was badass."

by aubrismiles February 21, 2022

Infiniti

Like Cadillac, the next big leader in the automotive luxury field. Propelled by such winners as the FX35, FX45, G35 sedan, and G35 coupe, Infiniti sales have been soaring. Upcoming models such as the M45 feature best-in-class features with 340HP V8s.

My G35 has 277HP while your Beemer is more expensive and slower.

by J September 28, 2004

Infinite Swirl

According to Ed Vincent a sex ed expert the infinite swirl is when a man and another man swirl their penis' around each other. There is no risk of STD. He also recommends front of penis into side of penis also no risk of STD.

Gay Guy 1: Wanna do the Infinite Swirl
Gay Guy 2: Sure theres no risk involved!

by Jackov Brolovski October 28, 2010