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Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
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Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial
Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.
by GorramYadda February 9, 2018
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The Infamous Three

The Legends that do bad for a good reason commonly killing french fries due to their unhealthy nature. When a Approaching a Scot, Italian, or Brown rice(the scariest) make sure you check they are not the infamous variety, or you the French Fry Variety.
The infamous three saved me from the horrid french fry.
by WaveZ3000 October 3, 2017
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BK the Infamous

A man of great infamy, synonymous to the greatly wicked and notorious people of the past. He commands great respect, and an even greater sensitivity: dare prick his skin, taint his rep, and he will roast you until you’re burnt to a crisp. A beast of a debater and a man summa cum laude.
Did I just witness BK the Infamous do that to a poor amateur?
by Hydaspes June 10, 2019
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Infared

A word used by idiots who don't know that it's actually infrared
The controller uses infared technology.
by Smitherson August 4, 2008
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infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.
by Ian Chode September 5, 2003
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infomercial poop

When you think you are done pooping, you wipe, get up but then have to poop again. "But Wait! There's more"
It took me forever to get out of the bathroom. I had one infomercial poop after another
by mjank May 28, 2009
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