A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
Get the Qualified Incompetencemug. Men.
Men are useless, completely and utterly stupid, and can't do anything right therefor they are completely incompetent. Incompetence means stupid and can't complete simple tasks so basically men.
by evie poretti February 2, 2022
Get the Incompetencemug. The Bayview Police
(If you get this please be my friend
If not, READ ONE OF US IS LYING, ONE OF US IS NEXT, AND ONE OF US IS BACK)
(If you get this please be my friend
If not, READ ONE OF US IS LYING, ONE OF US IS NEXT, AND ONE OF US IS BACK)
1: "’He's not even the worst one. If you look up incompetent in the dictionary, I'm pretty sure it's just a picture of the Bayview Police,’ Maeve says, aiming one last dirty look in Officer Budapest's direction“
by hp.thg.divergent.pjo.hoo.oouil March 31, 2024
Get the incompetentmug. 
Average Division Player: man I hate this game, made by absolute incompetent game devs
Other Average Division Player: oh! You must be talking about Ubisoft and their incompetence during the downtimes of their many titles! (Specifically Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 on Dec 5th 2023)
Other Average Division Player: oh! You must be talking about Ubisoft and their incompetence during the downtimes of their many titles! (Specifically Tom Clancy’s The Division 2 on Dec 5th 2023)
by Jawbøne December 5, 2023
Get the Incompetentmug. The most desirable trait one must posses in order to serve as a County Commissioner. When combined with paralysis by analysis, this will create desirable leadership in government positions.
by Thomas Willis Cobb May 11, 2020
Get the Incompetencemug. Eg. An incompetence of managers
by Rafk2 August 2, 2022
Get the Incompetencemug.