Being an Ismail

When your the sexiest, red dot forehead enthusiast around. All elephants are attracted to you and you will be guaranteed to be married to a youthful bride (cough cough 15 yrs old)!!!

Raj: That guy is so cool, there is no way I'll ever live up to being an Ismail.

by Xislac October 30, 2020

zaaher ismail

He is da Bomb. Loveable, trustworthy and real lady killer.

Ladies, if you ever have a chance to meet Zaaher Ismail, Grab him and have the time of your life.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Double-Ismail Effect

The effect that occurs when two people named Ismail convince you of something, or convince you to do something as long as it doesn't break the law. There is a 99.8% chance that Ismail and Ismail will successfully convince the subject. There are only a handful of recorded unsuccessful cases, though many say they are false reports.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Ismail S. and Ismail H. convinced me to go camping at Joshua Tree, I hate the outdoors!

Person 2: They call that the Double-Ismail Effect

Example 2:

Someone get me two Ismails, this situation calls for The Double-Ismail Effect.

by wohoitsame March 22, 2020

Mohamed Ismail

a bitch ass mother fucker that usually has ass burgers and is on phone 24/7

that mohamed ismail is such a bitch ass nigga

by bootyeater ai September 12, 2017

Adam Ismail

He is a gay man who will release 100 racial slurs from his mouth when he sees you.

Me:Hey Adam
Friend:fagg0t,N1gger
Stranger:What an Adam Ismail

by Adams mummy November 10, 2021

Abdul ismail

he has no bitches and will never have
also has a huge cow fetish apparently, and his crush dont like him back HAHAHABWBBWBE

Abdul ismail: Hi i have feelings for you-
His crush: Oh! ummm...i don't like yo- OMG HI JAKE! srry my bf is here, bye. dont talk to me btw

by puthayslayer22 November 22, 2021

Zaki Ismail

Zaki Ismail (aka big black monkey boy) is a student at the UCL academy in London, England. He supports arsenal Football Club and has a pet horse called Omar. His favorite pastimes include picking cotton and waiting outside McDonalds at 4am to ensure he's the first to try the new happy meals.

"Did you see the slip of zaki Ismail in the toilet? "

by Jjbbb November 7, 2023