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hurricane

A very dirty roomate who fucks up your apartment as if a hurricane hit it. Someone who doesn't wash their hands after they shit, jack off, etc. Someone who is utterly unsanitary, yet is always complaining about health problems. Someone who can't pass the Subject A English exam.
Shit, look at all that crap in the sink. It looks like hurricane just hit the bathroom.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, its HURRICANE!
by niggerface April 9, 2006
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hurricane

any bum who chases children and has no known name.
"My little sister got chased by hurricane today"
"AWSOME!"
by whymanwhy February 29, 2004
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hurricane

a mix between heroine and cocaine
Man that hurricane is the best.
by Thisguy0421 October 22, 2008
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Hurricane Dick

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.
Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?
by But Sects December 11, 2019
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hurricane tortilla

A hurricane where a bag of tortilla chips land on the ground commonly known as (Hurr-cane Tor-ti-la)
by Oh_my_spagehteo January 9, 2018
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hurricane thunderclap

A person who lives an intense and beautifully meaning filled life but dies in an unexpected and profound way due to some sort of personal err in physical, emotional or mental judgment.
by Indiana Gunns December 2, 2013
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hurricane sam

an un-natural disaster caused by government (uncle sam) neglect ie; f.e.m.a apathy for low income residents of new orleans.
"why did all those people suffer from hurricane katrina?" ..."oh you mean hurricane sam?" they were discussing that issue on slave revolt radio today"..
by rreverendtriggafinga October 28, 2008
mugGet the hurricane sammug.

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