Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

humpty dumpty

supposed to by an egg on a wall

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg

by MrSLAY March 27, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

by My naptime July 7, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022