the humpty dumpty 

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.

your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.

the humpty dumpty by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011

Reverse Humpty Dumpty 

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

Reverse Humpty Dumpty by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty by spen53 May 14, 2018

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Humpty Dumptyin

(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.

muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"

onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."

Humpty Dumptyin by onig hew October 25, 2010