Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long

hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey

by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021

maddy humphrey

a lanky figure

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!

by annabella67 April 15, 2020

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

Humphrey

When a female lays on her back and make a fist with her hand so you can make love to it.

My lady was on her rag so she gave me a Humphrey.

by Diddypop October 30, 2021