Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community
chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 09, 2022
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Hummus Party

McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.
by lost hamster December 13, 2021
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Elbow Hummus

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture
Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had
by Johan dick March 22, 2019
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hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.
Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"
by Unnamed Definer February 09, 2008
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hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot
i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual
by butchermantlay kinkston January 05, 2007
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Hummus-tingus

When you leave a cum stain on a pillow.
Hey man, I might have left a bit of a hummus-tingus in your room.
by SpengDisciple November 25, 2018
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Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.
I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.
by Wowwhatagal April 20, 2020
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