Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.

"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."

by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 26, 2020

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Hummus Party

Codename for sucking toes on a first date.

McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.

by lost hamster December 13, 2021

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taco hummus

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways

“yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus”
“ur fuckin nasty logan”

by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019

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Elbow Hummus

When a man ejaculates into the crease of someone’s neck and they let it stay there during the rest of the night. The warmth makes it liquify and the separation of the sides of the crease make it look like hummus. The male proceeds to ejaculate into the crease of their elbow and then puts their partner in a headlock and the friction cause an even more hummus like texture

Last night this girl asked me to make some elbow hummus and it was probably the best experience I’ve ever had

by Johan dick March 22, 2019

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