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Hufflepuffer

one who performs the act of oral sex after having their armpit used for sexual gratification (huffle)
Being of strong moral and refusing to be pressured into pre-marital intercourse, her only saving grace was that she was a hufflepuffer.
by Terry Prine May 29, 2005
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hufflepuff

to have the act of oral sex performed after using someone's armpit for sexual gratification (huffle)
She laid me stiff as a board, but at least she could pull off an incredible hufflepuff.
by Terry Prine May 29, 2005
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Hufflepuff

A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.
I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.
by The Puffer August 2, 2018
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Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...
Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!
by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014
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Ultimate Hufflepuff

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, so Google must be the Ultimate Hufflepuff.
by The Ravenclaw October 6, 2011
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Helga Hufflepuff

Warning; Excessive ammounts of fandom are required to comprehend this.

Helga Hufflepuff was one of the four founders of Hogwarts over a thousand years ago, along with Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Her House was named Hufflepuff after her, people believe that it's the House you go to if you aren't brave, smart, or an ass, but Hufflepuff is often under-estimated. Students from Hufflepuff are usually the most friendly and hard-working students.

Helga Hufflepuff's symbol was the badger, as Ravenclaw's was the raven, Gryffindor's was the lion, and Slytherin's was the serpent.

SPOILER ALERT-

Hufflepuff had a cup that was passed down through the generations to a woman named Hepzibah Smith. Tom Riddle killed her, confunded her house-elf into believing it poisoned her cocoa, and stole the cup. Riddle then turned it into a Horcrux.
Students from Helga Hufflepuff's house kick ass.
by mary-mary June 9, 2009
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Hufflepuff

The dust particles that come out of a woman's vagenis when they queef. Kids that have 2 moms and 1 of them being a lesbien, normally have a hufflepuff.
When Linda felt pressure in her abdomen, she leaned back and let out a huge hufflepuff
by Versy March 10, 2011
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