Huxeled

To get jipped, jewed or short-changed.

I not only had to drive my drunk friends home but I also got Huxeled into taking them to McDonalds.

by Carrabbas December 10, 2010

hobelgiven

Legend has it, that at the stroke of midnight of every halloween, small goblins search the night for little children's faces. These mytical creatures enter small children's bedrooms through open windows, and steal the face of the unsuspecting child. With their razor sharp hobelgiven teeth, they snatch the victims face, and then disappear into the night. Hobelgivens are also know for their eye fetish. These tiny goblins are believed to use their sharp, pointy tongue to pierce the victim's eye, and then retract their tongue. This strong forcible retraction rips the eye out of the socket. Hobelgivens need new eyes and faces every year, due to a hex that was put on them when they were banished from Dark Hollow in the medieval times. The county witch caught three delinquent hobelgivens eating a dead child, which was not permissable during the day time hours in Dark Hollow, under section 4 of the county ordinance. The witch, was the head authority of county, and enforced the law, along with the punishment of offenders. She decided to cast the hobelgiven race out of the Hollow, and hexed the species of little goblins. From that point on, hobelgivens would need to maintain a new face and pair of eyes each Halloween, or eles they would suffer a horrible death. That is the story of why hobelgivens steal the faces and eyes of young children.

Rest your eyes, little child, or the hobelgiven will have your pretty little face!

by Sparty2010 October 27, 2005

Hubert

The loveliest, best, most amazing person to ever exist. He is the first person I think of before going to sleep and after waking up. There's nothing in the world that can come close to what Hubert means to me. He's always been there at my side; in my best and worst moments. All of those inside jokes we share, the ways we beg hugs of each other, and the silent smiles as we look in each other's eyes is what we call love. This definition will almost end, but that doesn't mean us too. Hubert will forever be etched on to my heart. Wherever you are in the world, no matter how long it would take to get to you, I will find you and give you all those hugs we promised each other <3

Have you heard of an amazing person named Hubert? Sit down and let me tell you all about this lovely individual.

Whatever problems I face, be it big or small, I know who to come to to settle my mind with peace - it's none other than the magnificient Hubert!

by Daena February 23, 2022

HUGELOL

Noun. The most epic of the epic. The funniest of the funny. All the best that the Internet has to offer. Endless Fun.

was on HUGELOL today at work when my boss came in. There was almost trouble, but we ended up spending 6 hours laughing our heads off.

by Mootikin July 10, 2012

hubbly bubbly

A hookah - a water-pipe with one or more smoking pipes coming out of a water-filled (sometimes glass) pipe where the tobacco is loaded.

Many recognize them as the pipes that the Caterpillar from "Alice in Wonderland" is often depicted as smoking from.

Wanna go puff on the old hubbly bubbly?

by filipem May 30, 2006

Hubert

Hubert is the kind of guy you would want your daughter to date. He is very charming and is always there to help you whenever you need advice. He puts his friends needs before his own. He never fails to make you laugh even if you're having a bad day. He is usually jewish and plays soccer. He can practically get any girl he wants without even trying tbfh even me.

Hubert, the jewish kid right?

by msoftball75 October 16, 2020

hubble telescope

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005