Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though

That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it

by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012

Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017

hot pockets

Something xbox LIVE addicts eat

One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."

by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011

hot pockets

what michael moore has had too many of

"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"

by kkaatt July 20, 2008

seatle hotpocket

when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing

my mom was sooooooooo pissed

by anal schwartz February 9, 2004

Mississippi hotpocket

A Mississippi HotPocket is the act of getting your balls and beating them with a stool then pouring hotpocket sauce on them

Mississippi Hotpocket victim: my Wife gave me a Mississippi HotPocket

Friend: Ow man sorry bout that

by A Man With A Banana July 1, 2011