Hot-Carl

When you take a shit on somebody's chest

Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up

by Buck Buck May 13, 2005

Hot-Carl

Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.

Drive by hot carling is in order for tonights path of chaos.

by Karl Plug March 1, 2005

Hot-Carls

The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.

"Yo Luke B. gave me a Hot-Carl"
"Eww. you sick mother fucker"

" Wut it only cost me a dollar."

by Fatty April 2, 2005

Hot-Carl

A "hot Carl" is when you take a dump in a girls mouth and then fuck her face. If you can do that and then get another girl to suck your shitty dick, it's called a Hot Carl with a side of Gravy.

I took a couple broads home and gave them a Hot-Carl with a side of Gravy.

by Cecil Gomez December 26, 2005

hot carl

A drink made with Bacardi, Hawaiian Punch, and Malibu Pineapple

I went to my buddy's house the other day and he was making a hot carl for me to consume....I bet its tasty

by Young Trav October 29, 2007

hot carl

when u shit in a sock and run up to someone and hit them in the head with it

senior :hey freshman fuck you

freshman: want a hot carl fagg

by guru marijuana March 4, 2009

hot carl

a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.

i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.

by gootch November 8, 2006