Oh my god, when Bruce was sleeping last night, I gave him a hot carl, he was so pissed when he woke up
by Buck Buck March 24, 2005
Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.
by Karl Plug March 02, 2005
The act of fucking someone in the ass then proceding to have the recipient suck you dick with shit all over it.
by Fatty April 02, 2005
A "hot Carl" is when you take a dump in a girls mouth and then fuck her face. If you can do that and then get another girl to suck your shitty dick, it's called a Hot Carl with a side of Gravy.
by Cecil Gomez November 17, 2005
I went to my buddy's house the other day and he was making a hot carl for me to consume....I bet its tasty
by Young Trav October 13, 2007
by guru marijuana March 04, 2009
a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.
i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.
by gootch November 08, 2006