Hoss

A massive wad of chewing tobacco, generating lots of saliva and a protruding lower lip.

You should have seen mike at the bar last night, he had the biggest hoss in!

Jesus christ, he's hossing at a funeral...

I'm hossin' nice right now!

I need a hoss.

by Gator Faced July 14, 2011

Hoss

Another word for chewing tobacco, the action of chewing tobacco, often stated as "throwing" a hoss. This word is often accompanied with the action of packing a tin without it in your hand making a snapping sound. Also used as an adjective to something that was fun or awesome.

Dude you set for this game? Yeah bro im going to throw in a massive hoss.

Are you hossin? Yeah i threw it in like an hour ago

Dude that line was insane! I know right? It was hossin!

by JJTheJeffersonJetPlane August 21, 2009

Hoss

A large quantity of something

we just bought hoss whites and we're gunna smack it to our dome.

by WhiteBread2288 October 16, 2009

hoss

(n) also can be a butch dikey chick who could kick your ass
(adj) hossy

that mammoth girl is a frickin hoss
or
that hossy chick just beat the shit out of the entire wrestling team

by dolman February 23, 2003

Hoss

1. A pig
2. someone beefy

I'll take a hoss sandwich
I'll take a hoss sandwich

by Daniel C June 27, 2003

hoss

Oversized, strapping, possessing an unattractive degree of animal-like strength and vigor and a corresponding lack of feminine grace. Used in reference to women

J.Lo is a little too hoss for my tastes, she looks like she might start kicking and snorting any second

by benny profane July 24, 2005

hoss

Australian slang term for penis.

Johno has a huge hoss, it looks like a babys arm holding an apple.

by ritwil August 03, 2006