hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit

Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023

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Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

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hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

by Telephony November 28, 2011

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Hose Beast

An unattractive woman who is promiscuous.

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

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hose fuck

the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.

She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.

by hosefucker December 1, 2003

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The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.

We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.

by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006

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