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Horseface 

An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.
Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.
Horseface by Briwn Dawkins January 13, 2009

horseface 

Misty is a horseface.
horseface by against-horseface March 15, 2008

horseface 

WNBA Players. Awkwardly long faced and buck-toothed female basketball players.
Dude #1 "The horseface championship game is on tonight."
Dude #2 "Who cares!"
horseface by peppattyisnotgay January 31, 2008

horseface 

Usually referring to a chick. Pertains to the physical characteristics of a girl's face. Characteristics include big buck teeth, protruding chin, and/or obnoxious naying sounds while breathing.
That SBC chick is a total horseface, so it's no wonder she has slept with all of HSC.
horseface by Babbaganoosh August 31, 2005

Horseface 

A person with a big protruding long nose that resembles a horse due to its size and length
Pres Trump denied being attracted to her “Don’t associate me with Horseface”
Horseface by Julia Caesar October 18, 2018

horseface 

An obnoxious female that can telepathically speak with horses. Past times include bitching, slamming doors, and making out with horses.
Horseface is the girlfriend of your roommate that keeps you up all night making horse noises and talking about horses.
horseface by bobbobbob578 May 11, 2011