Hooker

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

hooker

a tennis player who cheats on line calls

Coach: Candace u fucking hooker, that shot was in!

by Sarah Nordhues November 5, 2007

hookers

Any other girl I dont like

me: why do you always have to talk to the freakin hookers
dude: because you bore me

by ~**sara J**~ October 19, 2005

Hooker

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.

by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012

hooker

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

after getting kicked in the balls franks sperm count was hooker.

by sim sim salla bim October 20, 2011

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

hooker

a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.

Never pay a hooker in advance.

by bread infection December 28, 2005