Hoof Job

Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman

Danno loves to love sheep and dreams of receiving a hoof job one day

by robjohn105 February 18, 2008

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hoof hugger

Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.

She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!

by Something Bigger June 3, 2009

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'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005

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Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

by joemillslol October 24, 2008

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hoof pussy

another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.

ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh

by chad yazzells August 14, 2005

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