hummus girl

hummus girl is the new cat boy

Person 1: im a hummus girl
Person 2: please get out of my property

by TheTrueAriCorder April 23, 2022

Hummus

This is synonym For gay sex

Josh:”I really want some hummus right now.”
Toby:”you mean the dip?”
Josh:”no i mean gay sex…maybe with you 🤤”

by L+E hoe June 29, 2022

dude hummus

A man's sperm

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'

by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022

Hommis

A male who touches other males genitals

Also, "Hommis Breath" someone who is gay but doesn't come out untill they get drunk and touch their best mates balls even though they know they're not gay.

That fuckin' hommis just touched my sack!!

by Altar Of Death December 7, 2003