Dan: is she homeschooled?
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
by Vegan69696969 November 29, 2018
A smart person, who doesn't have to be locked up in prison for 8 hours learning things that are not needed for their future or career.
Usually introverted, and has only a small circle of friends. These people are generally stereotyped as being Duggars, big families, all well behaved, white, and own 3 houses out in the country to accomodate the family (of course including their grandma), and has to get Whole Foods delivered to their house in a truck because the nearest one is 45 miles away.
But in reality they are just people who are probably better educated than you, have a better chance at getting a well-paying career, and still have time in the day to do all of the fun things you wish you could do, like staying in bed all day on Monday watching YouTube.
Usually introverted, and has only a small circle of friends. These people are generally stereotyped as being Duggars, big families, all well behaved, white, and own 3 houses out in the country to accomodate the family (of course including their grandma), and has to get Whole Foods delivered to their house in a truck because the nearest one is 45 miles away.
But in reality they are just people who are probably better educated than you, have a better chance at getting a well-paying career, and still have time in the day to do all of the fun things you wish you could do, like staying in bed all day on Monday watching YouTube.
by blunting knives November 05, 2015
A method of education primarily designed for students who like sleeping in. Advantages include time in the morning for a nourishing breakfast of bacon, eggs, and hash browns, as well as the option to study in one's pajamas without facing ridicule (except from siblings, and no one cares about that).
Taylor: "I love homeschooling! I slept in till ten a.m. this morning and cooked a huge breakfast before starting school!"
Brian: "Ugh. I was up at six this morning. I ate a Pop-Tart."
Brian: "Ugh. I was up at six this morning. I ate a Pop-Tart."
by wordgirl22 November 03, 2010
by cabanaboy August 07, 2007
Homeschooling is one of two things:
1 -The worst decision a parent can make.
2 -The best decision a parent can make.
The difference: The parent(s) are normal, competent, motivated human beings that understand the responsibility of raising, educating, AND socializing their child before they make the decision to NOT let the government do it for them.
1 -The worst decision a parent can make.
2 -The best decision a parent can make.
The difference: The parent(s) are normal, competent, motivated human beings that understand the responsibility of raising, educating, AND socializing their child before they make the decision to NOT let the government do it for them.
Homeschool mom 1: Do you SEE.. that homeschool mom over there?
Homeschool mom 2: Yeah, what about her?
HSM 1: Well, I heard that she lets her kids play sports.... with public school kids!
HSM 2: NO. Way. She lets them do things with other children their age!?
HSM 1: That's not even the worst of it. I heard.. her thirteen year old already has a job and it's NOT for their church!
HSM 2: What! So she gets paid? A thirteen year old is already making more money than me!?
HSM 1: She also does a theater group, science club, youth group, and dance lessons.... all involving public school kids and...*whispers* non-christians.
HSM 2: *gasp!* But what if she gets possessed by the satanic evil that is anything open to the public!?
HSM 1: That's not EVEN the worst of it... I heard they do this thing that's like Co-op .. but get this... It's three days a week AND they have high school level classes.
HSM 2: SHUT UP. You mean they're allowed to socialize more than once a week AND they're actually getting educated? What is this?
HSM 1: She calls it Homeschooling.
HSM 2: Wait, so what do WE do, then?
Homeschool mom 2: Yeah, what about her?
HSM 1: Well, I heard that she lets her kids play sports.... with public school kids!
HSM 2: NO. Way. She lets them do things with other children their age!?
HSM 1: That's not even the worst of it. I heard.. her thirteen year old already has a job and it's NOT for their church!
HSM 2: What! So she gets paid? A thirteen year old is already making more money than me!?
HSM 1: She also does a theater group, science club, youth group, and dance lessons.... all involving public school kids and...*whispers* non-christians.
HSM 2: *gasp!* But what if she gets possessed by the satanic evil that is anything open to the public!?
HSM 1: That's not EVEN the worst of it... I heard they do this thing that's like Co-op .. but get this... It's three days a week AND they have high school level classes.
HSM 2: SHUT UP. You mean they're allowed to socialize more than once a week AND they're actually getting educated? What is this?
HSM 1: She calls it Homeschooling.
HSM 2: Wait, so what do WE do, then?
by qazplwsxokmedcijn123890 August 24, 2017
The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.
The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.
by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020
A homeschool girl who flirts and leads on every guy right up to the point of doing anything sexual then moves on.
That girl Felicia is just going around flirting with every guy in the CO-OP then leaving them, what a homeschool hoe!
by ZeroAlkaline March 22, 2020