The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
by XxxFatacionXxx October 04, 2019
by K G Money April 16, 2006
Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
by MrDavid March 08, 2008
When a bro hoe grips her drink, (usually a natural or busch light) with her thumb and index finger, holds her phone, (usually a blackberry), within her middle and index finger, and her pack of cigarrettes with her ring and middle finger all with one hand. This is mainly used to free up one of her hands so she can still put one hand on her hip to pose for a picture. This is an especially popular technique many bro hoes use to make them look cooler in pictures. Many bro hoes simply do not have enough time to waste on putting their stuff down while they are taking pictures.
Girl 1: Hey girl let me get a picture of you two!!
Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.
Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.
Girl 2: Oh yeah!
Girl 2: Okay girly let me put my drink, phone, and cigarrettes down first.
Girl 1: NO!!! We don't have time. Just use the bro hoe hold.
Girl 2: Oh yeah!
by The Ultimate Lax Bro February 19, 2010
Almost the same as the regular SoCal Bro-Hoe, but from Northern California (mostly found in Chico, but there are some in places like Sacramento, Fairfield, Vacaville, Brentwood, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton, etc). Bros and Bro-Hoes from NorCal definitely don't hate on the life of a Bro in SoCal, but they are inspired by it.
-Like the bro-hoe from SoCal, she shops at stores like No Fear, Tilly's, and Zumiez.
-She wears brands such as Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, TapouT, Fox, Skin, Hustler, and MOSTLY NorCal clothing brand.
-She may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-Normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-She might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-She almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-She loves Nautical Stars.
-Also, like SoCal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-OF COURSE, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-She doesn't say DGAF as often Bros and Bro-Hoes in SoCal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-Either she's single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-Her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.
-Like the bro-hoe from SoCal, she shops at stores like No Fear, Tilly's, and Zumiez.
-She wears brands such as Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, TapouT, Fox, Skin, Hustler, and MOSTLY NorCal clothing brand.
-She may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-Normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-She might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-She almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-She loves Nautical Stars.
-Also, like SoCal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-OF COURSE, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-She doesn't say DGAF as often Bros and Bro-Hoes in SoCal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-Either she's single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-Her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.
by missbabyface530 March 31, 2011
A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 04, 2021