Hole Hock

When the inside of your ass gets itchy.

Glen: Oh boys lets go down to Texas!

John: Glen are you gonna give me a pearl necklace when we get there?

*Glen is frantically scratching the inside of his ass and it appears as though hes fingering his own ass hole*

John: what the fuck are you doing mate?

Glen: FUCK ME I GOT MYSELF ONE OF THE WORST CASES OF HOLE HOCK! FUCK IM READY TO TEAR MY BALOON KNOT OUT AND TREAD ON THAT SUCKER!

by HartleyJ August 3, 2009

Bush Hock

To kick a person or object (usually a bush)

"Yo son, your mulberry bush got mad stomped!"

"Werd, they bush hocked the shit out of that joint!"

by Daddy Dylan February 19, 2009

Chance Hock

Sexy ass man who I want to marry one day:,)

I love Chance hock

by Ilovechancehock July 11, 2019

snot hock

The act of inhaling to dislodge an amount of phlegm that is then spat out.

Ugh, could you have kept that in, or done it some where else, that was a disgusting snot hock !

by DrMoob September 29, 2020

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

big hock

Its what I gots!

Man! He's got big hock!

by Cheese fried March 17, 2004