baby herm

noun. pl - baby herms
An insult which derives from baby hermaphrodite but has developed to mean a wild bore.

A: You're such a baby herm
B: Oi!

by poiuytrewqasdfghjkl; January 14, 2010

hermes link

When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face

Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .

by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017

Dirty Hermes

This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.

"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"

by OMG its Billy October 17, 2006

Big Herm

A very large dildo, usually black or purple in color.

Lori must have whipped out Big Herm last night because Mike is walking funny today.

by Triz LaFleur April 22, 2017

big herm

A big ass Hawaiian dude who likes to ass clap

Aye yo you see Big Herm doing that ass clapping? Shit is real yo.

by Dat Boi117 January 12, 2017

Hermes Sky Pirate

A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.

John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"

Dave: "What did he do?"

John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."

Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."

by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011

Hermes

The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.

Man, Hermes is really fucking awesoms

by Cleomenes January 6, 2022