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John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023
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laura ashley hilbert

was formerly located in africa, (aka north carolina) ashley is a new student to jms and she is taking pre-ap science with cameron anderson while i’m stuck in pre-ap language arts:)
omg did you hear about laura ashley hilbert? she’s so cool and gets ALL the guys
by l-giver July 7, 2018
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A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.
My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend
by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014
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Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)
Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!
by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009
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matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis
Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine
by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014
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Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them
I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door
by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019
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herbert

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
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