Heedo

Nice guy, but has trouble acknowledging his crushes, and causes many dead ends because of it.

"I do NOT have a crush on Ann" "Yes you do, you are being such a Heedo"

by arab68-free-download April 28, 2019

paul hendo

shy rabbit/pigeon who only appears when searching for rare pumpkin seed.

HAW HAW the crys of paul hendo searching for the rare pumpkin seed in the night.

by jack borlando November 4, 2011

Hedda

Hedda is a pretty woman That are very sporty

Hedda is sporty

by Hedsup January 1, 2017

smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

hedionda

a person who smells really bad with strong oder. One who doesn't shower often.

Stop Being Hedionda and shower for once.

She is to hedionda.

by lizzery April 29, 2008