"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."
by Divisionbear May 07, 2009
Looking at or watching pictures, videos, or anything else pertaining to British model Keeley Hazell.
by addiction to hazell June 29, 2009
When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.
This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.
by Frozen badass January 14, 2017
by L-1-wolf July 15, 2020
See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.
by Dugan October 15, 2004
by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.
Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.
Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.
Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!
Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.
Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.
by TrippySlipSlideMcFallingson April 01, 2009