Hazel

Central character in Watership Down, a novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."

by Divisionbear August 30, 2009

Hazelling

Looking at or watching pictures, videos, or anything else pertaining to British model Keeley Hazell.

Guy #1: Hey man, what's up?

Guy #2: Just Hazelling.

Guy #1: You need a life.

Guy #2: I know.

by addiction to hazell June 28, 2009

Hazeled

When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.

This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.

by Frozen badass January 14, 2017

Hazel

A name that given to a girl who always cheers up other.

Why are you look so sad? I can be a Hazel for you.

by L-1-wolf July 14, 2020

Hazel

See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.

"Hazel went topless last night. All hail Hazel."

by Dugan October 14, 2004

Hazel

Can’t take dick but that’s okay she has a good personality and is very pretty

Lad: Hazel come suck my dick
Hazel: I don’t think u wanna be disappointed xo

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Hazel

Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.

Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.

Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.

Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!

Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.

by TrippySlipSlideMcFallingson April 1, 2009