"Ya," replied Hazel. I've come to help you to silflay. It'll do you good to and we can clean up better outside. Come on: it's a lovely afternoon, all sun and leaves."
by Divisionbear August 30, 2009

Looking at or watching pictures, videos, or anything else pertaining to British model Keeley Hazell.
by addiction to hazell June 28, 2009

A girl that plays being rude, but once you get to know her, is overwhelmingly funny and sweet. She can be the best person to talk to when you want. She is prettier than she thinks she is, and she overall will be the best part of your relationship.
by mwym March 20, 2023

by L-1-wolf July 14, 2020

See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.
by Dugan October 14, 2004

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.
Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.
Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.
Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.
Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!
Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.
Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.
by TrippySlipSlideMcFallingson April 1, 2009
