Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.
Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet
by Chez42 May 2, 2023
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Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful
Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.
Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.
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Get the hastings shuffle mug.That kid is hastie
by fdgggggggg March 8, 2009
Get the Hastie mug.A response to one's touch.
A type of tactile feedback that applies force, vibrations, and/or motions upon the user.
A type of tactile feedback that applies force, vibrations, and/or motions upon the user.
I commented on how nice it was that Droid shuddered when I touched him. Tom thought he had developed sentience. But I said "No, he is just haptic to see me."
by LauriLea February 1, 2010
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It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy August 3, 2012
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He finds it hard to fit in and stands out in the crowd
He finds it hard to fit in and stands out in the crowd
by Dim R February 1, 2023
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