Habadouchery

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

HaaDog

Funny way to say hotdog

Boy her lips were quivering when she ordered that HaaDog

by Updog1978 October 4, 2018

Hagadorn

Always drafts the worst fantasy team and then complains to the commissioner about collusion and other various made up issues. Over pays dearly for an unknown fantasy TE then talks shit like he is going to win. Always loses.

Damit! I started the season like a Hagadorn. Well... maybe if I complain to the commissioner enough then things will change to benefit me!

by Diesel Bear September 11, 2019

Haad

The guy who can easily steal your girlfriend, make her madly fall in love with him, and then break her. The epitome of charming and charismatic, Haad is the guy all alphas strive to be and all betas envy.

Boy to his girlfriend: Hey babe, wanna go out to the movies tonight?
Girlfriend: Sorry, I met Haad yesterday in the mall, and he agreed to letting me worship his dick for a night. I'm not letting this chance slip away. Some other time baby. *smiles*

by Chimpken June 8, 2021

Hamad

A nice and handsome man that everyone would want and is also a very nice arabic name.

Girl1:hey did you hear about the new kid.
Girl2:yeah, heard that his name was hamad

by Plokijub November 6, 2022

habadoo

something you have to pay 25$ to everyday.

“Kimberly i told you to stop paying habadoos”

by veronicasawyerissocool January 11, 2023

Adam Hasanovic

the type of guy that would piss you off then push you in a bush and you wouldn't care about shit

someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan

by Arabic bitch March 4, 2019