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Harpoop

The shit you take after a long night getting drunk on Harpoon IPA.
Wow, that Harpoop smelt so bad I almost threw up.
by Gerald Wallington July 10, 2009
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Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.
T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.
by TROD August 8, 2005
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harpoonie

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harpoonist

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).
Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.
by tr3533r February 4, 2010
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harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad
me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch
by afghan browner November 9, 2010
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harpoonis

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point
I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!
by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017
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Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 2, 2022
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