Harpoop

The shit you take after a long night getting drunk on Harpoon IPA.

Wow, that Harpoop smelt so bad I almost threw up.

by Gerald Wallington July 10, 2009

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD August 8, 2005

harpoonie

big black ones

by har har i love the magic stick June 4, 2003

harpoonist

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).

Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.

by tr3533r February 4, 2010

harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad

me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch

by afghan browner November 9, 2010

harpoonis

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point

I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!

by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017

Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022