Harkness Energy

When someone is being a bit of a shit and decides to piss of everyone for no reason

Stop emitting Harkness energy

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

addison harkness

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.

hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.

by you mad for what February 22, 2020

Hark

When you don't know what to say so you say Hark

Oh help its a... Hark.

by VARNSKI107 January 3, 2022

Hark

A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.

Woah who’s that big dude talking to my bitch?

Oh that’s Hark. He’s cool

by slutmeout696969 October 30, 2023

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025