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happylanche

An avalanche of happiness or overwhelming joy. Could be for a specific reason or no reason at all. It is an exuberant feeling of existential goodness and positivity. Like an avalanche, a happylanche gains momentum and speed until it sweeps from one person to the next, like a massive.
Erika's blog post was so positive that it caused a happylanche across the internet.
by tachanamercazit March 14, 2014
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Happy Card

A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1

"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!

Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?

Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!

Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020
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Happy Dance

After experiencing a wonderful orgasm during romantic sexual intercourse, at least one of the participants playfully bounds and dances around the room, smiling ear to ear with the happiest face you’ve ever seen.
There is nothing quite so beautiful and rewarding as watching her happy dance go on and on after she experienced such a satisfying orgasm.
by RayRayBeLove 2018 February 24, 2019
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happy virus

by AF07 June 26, 2016
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Happy Tapioca

To be forcefully sodomized without lube then waterboarded in the a pool of tapioca pudding.
“Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”
by EducationIsMyPurpose October 12, 2022
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Happy Hardcore

A genre of electronic music that stems from old skool breakbeat hardcore. Typically has a stomping 4x4 kick drum, crazy synth lines, a breakbeat (sometimes), and pitched up vocals.

Happy hardcore is known as a fairly un-pretentious, D.I.Y. genre, with a dedicated group of listeners and DJ's.

It gets the party started right.
"Hey man, what do you say we grab some Pabst Blue Ribbon and hit up the illegal warehouse rave...i hear there is gonna be some bangin' happy hardcore!"
by OnoSendai May 11, 2003
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An internet meme from a well-known anime, Hunter X Hunter. Gain fame in TikTok. Mainly used in cursed HxH TikTok memes.
A: Hey how are you feeling today?
B: kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸
by ichozuku December 11, 2020
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