Hans

Ha! What!?

Hym "Woooow! You BOTH just lost to Hans!? Wooooow! That's why you need to save your embarrassment for yourselves, right? Cus now you don't have any left! You used it all up earlier."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2025

Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans

A character from frozen.

I didn't like hans in frozen. I hope in frozen 3 he dies.

by Stella2763 August 5, 2025

Hans

A bad omen. A call for impending doom.

Not another Hans.

by Leid October 7, 2025

håns

Slang term for a friend, buddy, that can also substitute the name.

"Hey, Håns!"

"Yeah, Peter is my håns.."

by ecols October 19, 2021

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Hans get the Luger

A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.

*kid does fortnite dance*
Person 1 to Person 2 :"Hans get the Luger"

by tismandefinitelynotgay December 17, 2019