Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.
She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.
by Bojangles December 30, 2004
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Handy-Sam

The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.
So I gave Brittany the ol' Handy-Sam last night, and she went with it!
by SammyD23 May 20, 2010
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Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
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Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.
Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
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handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.
I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.
by Miachel, Andy, Nader October 30, 2006
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Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing
College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.
by TheGreatestEver1 December 26, 2011
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handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.
Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.
by vasshole September 27, 2010
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