Halloween 

The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.

Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!

Halloween by DragonSlayer(aka Ace Renn) November 1, 2017

halloween 

tomorrow...unless its not october 30th

this is halloween,this is halloween...

halloween by Lesll October 30, 2018

halloween 

The day that children are permitted to trespass with a mask on, and take candy from strangers.

Carl, Its Halloween Get your fat ass up you festering cunt!

halloween by thatspookyboi October 28, 2019

Halloween 

the year for cosplayers like me 😏

Luna: what holliday is in october?
draco: halloween?

Halloween by rawr 🦖 October 7, 2020

halloween 

One horrifying day when an anti-social psychopath dresses up in coveralls and a Captain Kirk mask and then stalks & butchers hot ass cheerleaders and their friends in a variety of ways.

If your last name is 'Myers' or 'Strode', stay the f*ck out of Haddonfield Illinois on October 31.

halloween by MrPhoenix December 20, 2003

halloween 

the one day of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

"she looks like a slut"
"yeah but its halloween and her costume is fetch!"

halloween by reginahemmings April 5, 2015

halloween 

1. The second greatest holiday in the world.

2. One of the best horror films of all time.

"Do you believe in the Boogeyman?"

halloween by fonzerelly December 6, 2003