A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade
by Tray678 August 25, 2021
Get the Hairdresser car mug.A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
by Tray678 August 25, 2021
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This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021
Get the Hairdresser's syndrome mug.The act of using a woman's vaginal discharge post coitum to slick your hair back like an italian mob boss
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From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
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