A notorious online method of socializing known as Habbo Hotel, or simply Habbo. In this isometric, 2D program, users can buy things like virtual furniture, virtual cameras, and virtual pets, although there's a catch: You can only buy these items with real money.
In the actual Habbo world, there's a lot of corruption. People are fighting left and right, despite the noncombative nature of the program. The ineffective filter allows the most primitive alterations of swearwords to pass through. And there's a mob of unofficial sub-organizations trying to leech furniture off the Habbo populace in return for a high position in the organization, shockingly similar to real-life pyramid schemes.
But there's a lot of people Habbo has hooked into sustained usage nonetheless.
In the actual Habbo world, there's a lot of corruption. People are fighting left and right, despite the noncombative nature of the program. The ineffective filter allows the most primitive alterations of swearwords to pass through. And there's a mob of unofficial sub-organizations trying to leech furniture off the Habbo populace in return for a high position in the organization, shockingly similar to real-life pyramid schemes.
But there's a lot of people Habbo has hooked into sustained usage nonetheless.
"Hi, how's it going?... Oh, don't tell me you've been doing Habbo?"
"Man, I put 20 bucks into a Mode sofa and some more film rolls."
"You really need to stop playing this, dude. I'm trying to help you here, listen to me!"
"Shut up! I hate you! I never wanna see your ugly mug again!"
*sigh*
"Man, I put 20 bucks into a Mode sofa and some more film rolls."
"You really need to stop playing this, dude. I'm trying to help you here, listen to me!"
"Shut up! I hate you! I never wanna see your ugly mug again!"
*sigh*
by N8tehGR8 January 27, 2007
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by 100100 September 16, 2005
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Some damn place where everyone who approaches you asks 3 things: age, gender and place of living. People ask for marriages and relationships that are just no use. There is no point to this game. You walk around, WOW!
Habbo1: Tell me your age, gender and place of living
Habbo2: OK!
A short while later
Habbo1: Can we get married?
Habbo2: Yep sure, it's only a game
Next Day
Habbo1 arrives at habbo2's house with a ring
Habbo2: I didn't really want to marry you.
Habbo1: Noooooooooooooooooo. I'm gonna sulk for the rest of my life!
Habbo2: OK!
A short while later
Habbo1: Can we get married?
Habbo2: Yep sure, it's only a game
Next Day
Habbo1 arrives at habbo2's house with a ring
Habbo2: I didn't really want to marry you.
Habbo1: Noooooooooooooooooo. I'm gonna sulk for the rest of my life!
by a la dude June 6, 2005
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Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?
Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on habbo.
Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a habbosexual!
Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on habbo.
Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a habbosexual!
by Stooone@live March 12, 2009
Get the Habbosexual mug.Much like a Habeeb, a haboo is a creature which has no arms, only legs, that will chase after you and eventually murder you with his legs so he can have your liver.
"Holy shit! Is that a haboo!?"
by ebentz September 29, 2010
Get the Haboo mug.A stupid dumb virtual game which oyu have to pay money to get virtual furni. It is addicting u cant stop buying virtual furniture trust me ive' wasted over $500 on this virtual game it sucks the life right out of you .
kid-starts playing habbo HOTEL
3 days later
kid-starts buying furni2months later
has wasted over $500
*IT HAPPENED TO ME I HOPE IT DOSNT HAPPEN TO YOU
3 days later
kid-starts buying furni2months later
has wasted over $500
*IT HAPPENED TO ME I HOPE IT DOSNT HAPPEN TO YOU
by TRIMZ July 15, 2006
Get the habbo hotel mug.What started as a highly interesting online chat room experiment which soon became overrun with scammers, "beauty competitions" and people who block narrow passages and only let you through if you pay them. The whole experience is sanitised so much that you cannot be a Michael Moorcock fan from Scunthorpe with a job in the cybernetics industry, you would instead be a Michael Moorbobba fan from Sbobbathorpe with a job in the bobbanetics industry.
Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.
Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.
Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.
Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.
by KHD February 1, 2005
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