taco hummus

when she’s gotta yeast infection but you smash anyways

“yo i’m tryna get that taco hummus”
“ur fuckin nasty logan”

by tacohummus69 April 4, 2019

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community

chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022

Hummus slide

A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.

"...the party went so late that we gave him a hummus slide."

by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020

hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.

Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"

by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009

hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot

i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual

by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008

Hummus-tingus

When you leave a cum stain on a pillow.

Hey man, I might have left a bit of a hummus-tingus in your room.

by SpengDisciple November 24, 2018

Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020