Hummus Party

Codename for sucking toes on a first date.

McKenzie went over to Matthew's house for a first date, he said he was throwing a hummus party. After she arrived though, he just wanted to suck her toes.

by lost hamster December 12, 2021

Father hummus

Father hummus is a monkey mercinary leader who loves men and wipes his little brother/sisters he is apart of the lgbtqia+ community

chicken: FATHER HUMMUS
father hummus: DEVIL CHILD ALLAH AKBAR *boom*
*leaves ps4 party*

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 9, 2022

Hummus Town

The place where e-dating trans girls and shit-posting idiots gather to argue about the most inane things while having unfunny Jackbox Game Nights.

Jerry: Hey, you wanna join the discord server Hummus Town?

Any Reasonable Person: What the fuck? No!

by GoldenGamre February 12, 2022

hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.

Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"

by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009

hummus-sexual

a gay jew,

a jew that likes anal sex a lot

i like the torah and the cock, i am a hummus-sexual

by butchermantlay kinkston December 9, 2008

Hummus-tingus

When you leave a cum stain on a pillow.

Hey man, I might have left a bit of a hummus-tingus in your room.

by SpengDisciple November 24, 2018

Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020