When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.
-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.
"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."
by lilpoof April 23, 2017

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.
"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"
by Lift Ops January 11, 2010

by humbeing January 2, 2010

a person he/she who shits in a vagina, then pours steamin water in, then stirs the mixture togethr. then they drink it out with a straw
by T. Korona November 19, 2007

by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

by Astyrix January 12, 2011
