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Johns Hopkins

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"
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Johns Hopkins

A veritable torture chamber, which uses work, a grading scale, and a city to beat the living crap out of you.
Johns Hopkins Universtity, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1876. Somewhere the work stops and the pain begins.
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Katie Hopkins

A woman who looks old enough to be Boris Johnson’s grandma. She is the UK’s most ignorant woman and she needs to get a life because the only thing fat in this world is the size of her nose.
Katie Hopkins shares the award of the UK’s most ignorant woman, along side Piers Morgan who is the male owner of this title.
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Hosain

The most perfect man in your life.
A noun.
Has a huge dick and good at roblox roleplay and paladins
Other terms: Tenry.
Hosain is a huge hunk.
by Charlirell May 12, 2018
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steam-hosing

The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.
We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.
by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006
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Ruu Hoshino

Ruu Hoshino Nude
by perex November 1, 2003
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Hoskinology

The study of the life and works of the actor Bob Hoskins. Predominantly an amateur hobby, however, academic qualifications to PhD level are achievable in this subject for a truly dedicated enthusiast. Vocations within this niche market are rare and highly sought after.
I’ve always known you were a keen Hoskinologist Phil. Now that you’ve passed your Hoskinology exams should I call you Dr Smith?
by Stoogee November 3, 2018
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