Damn look at that janky hoopty!
by Jaycob February 09, 2008
by BobbyDigital123 May 24, 2010
Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.
by Ebin October 28, 2002
Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.
by Malagent April 30, 2006
a generally flashy car that has no business being broke down. For instance, a Mercedes with peeling paint or a Jaguar with a garbage bag over the window. Can also be used when a car looks good on the one side, back, or front, but when you walk around to the other side, it is so messed up that you can't believe it is the same car.
by Krystal March 30, 2006
by Rose W April 24, 2019
Originally formed by 5 adolescent boys who would make trips to Target in a elder's beater. The group has grown to include 13 Northeast Ohio college- aged men that routinely party together. They have developed close ties and have loyalty to each other and beer.
by Randy P. Newman May 01, 2005