Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 15, 2010
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Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.
Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS
by Brozojoe January 08, 2012
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Holy Fuck Moment

The "Holy Fuck Moment", coined by Craig Sibley, is a phrase used when you suddenly realize how amazing being alive is.
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).
Guy 1: man, I had the coolest Holy Fuck Moment the other day
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!
by *Dingledick* November 10, 2018
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When something is so fucking amazing not even "HOLY SHIT" can describe it.
George "Your Mom is cumin' on my dog"

Mason "Seriously?"

George "Yeah. Dude, Look behind you"

Mason *Looks back*

Mason "Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ!"

George *Pats on shoulder*

George "Sorry Man."
by Radda Radda QUACK March 14, 2009
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Holy Fuck Buddy!!!

That word the one sponsored kid says at the skate park when u land a trick that actually looked cool.
Tony: does a varial kickflip
Charles:"Holy Fuck Buddy!!!"
by MrSuperSoaker November 13, 2019
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Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.
GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?
by Sica1 July 07, 2011
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Holy Fuck Road.

The one experience on any intoxicant whereupon you experience every single side-effect of that substance, as well as every desirable effect in equal measure.
"Man, I really needed last night but I wound up taking a turn on Holy Fuck Road. I was happy and relaxed, but had the feeling that I was insignificant and about to die which also made me tense"
by Y.I. Caers April 17, 2010
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