Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon
by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.
2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.
3. The mouth of a chick.
4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.
2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.
3. The mouth of a chick.
4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.
1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"
2. "Shut your cum hatch!"
3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!
2. "Shut your cum hatch!"
3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!
by Mike00987643 April 01, 2008
by Retrix July 02, 2009
In the context of a blind date, an escape hatch is a pre-arranged call placed by a friend to your cell phone shortly after the start time of the date. If the date is going well, the call can be ignored. If the date is a nightmare so far, you answer, pretend that the caller is informing you of an emergency that requires your presence, then excuse yourself immediately. This allows you to cut the date short without embarrassing either party. The phrase can also refer to the friend who places the call.
You: Hey, I have a date with that guy from nerve.com at 8:00; can you be my escape hatch?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?
Friend: You want me to call you at 8:30 or 9:00?
by Theodora June 06, 2007
Someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some sexual gratification. Similar to a cock block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!
by Taeil Kim November 13, 2007
by Bl@kes March 16, 2007