Hans 

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.

Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.

Hans by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Hans 

A character from frozen.

I didn't like hans in frozen. I hope in frozen 3 he dies.

Hans by Stella2763 August 5, 2025

Hans 

A bad omen. A call for impending doom.

Not another Hans.

Hans by Leid October 7, 2025

håns 

Slang term for a friend, buddy, that can also substitute the name.

"Hey, Håns!"

"Yeah, Peter is my håns.."

håns by ecols October 19, 2021

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Hans get the Luger 

A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.

*kid does fortnite dance*
Person 1 to Person 2 :"Hans get the Luger"

Hans get the Luger by tismandefinitelynotgay December 17, 2019

Hans Probst 

One of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.

That boy is such a Hans Probst.

Hans Probst by Swinkk April 4, 2010