One of the Guys

When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...

eww what u want me to date you?! your like a dude, dude!

by Sam R. March 31, 2005

Man, fuck you guys!

Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.

Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"

by Rusty Was Here January 29, 2007

3 Guys 1 Hammer

Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

Anyway...

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.

Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...

by Suk Munky March 2, 2010

those two one guys

How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.

(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.

by sleeBall September 23, 2008

so guys we did it

those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers

Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.

the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.

by Smartass2 August 25, 2018

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

Awesome Epic Guys

Two twitch streamers, well known for their high quality content and their exceptionally large cucumbers.

"I watch Awesome Epic Guys."

by Fuficc December 6, 2020