gustavo huanuco

The definition of a dickhead. Somehow, he managed to make it to high school without flopping on his face and dying in a tragic (not so tragic) explosion. He can't even get friends with all of his effort, let alone girlfriends. Has a dick of -1 inches.

Guy 1: What is Steve doing? He's being a total dickwad.
Guy 2: Oh, he's just acting like Gustavo Huanuco.
Guy 1: Oh, no wonder he's so horrible.

by Anon43769431825601 November 23, 2021

Spinning Gustavo

When your lift up your girlfriend up onto your face and start spinning her while Motor-boating her asshole until she shits all over your face

Guy 1: Yo I hit Elisha with the Spinning Gustavo last night after we had some Indian
Guy 2: I’m calling the police

by TobleroneDildo June 17, 2023

Gustavo Gang

The group of people who worship the God Gustavo in an almost cult-like manner.(2 And/or pertaining to the arch enemies of the Gyuk Gang.

1)Guy 1: "I can't believe that just got into the Gustavo Gang!"

2) Guy 98: "The Gustavo Gang's gonna kick Gyuk gang's homosexual arse!"

by _nigr0s September 1, 2019

Dirty Gustavo

Jacking off while tripping balls on shrooms and hallucinating that your jizz is ice cream.

Tommy: I hallucinated my jizz was ice cream and gave it to my roommates.

Jonathon: What a dirty Gustavo...

by dirtygustavo March 30, 2019

Gustavo Petro

current president of Colombia, considered
one of the first leftist presidents of the nation, in
addition to being the first of guerrilla affiliations,
is usually frequently criticized for his positions
and relationships with some controversial figures related to socialism, such as it is The
President of Venezuela, Nicolas Maduro, has
frequently had conflicts with other politicians.
The most remembered cases are with the
President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele,
criticizing strategies against gangs.

Have you heard of Gustavo Petro?, yeah! I heard
he's going to be the best president ever of
Colombia

by John Marston01 May 14, 2023

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023

Gustavo chicken

A piece of “medium rare chicken” with no seasoning or flavor and served with oregano.

Billy made Gustavo chicken it’s inedible

by anonymous June 1, 2023