Gustavo 

One sick bitch who always has something to say. Sometimes cute but don’t get on their bad side. Good at math, also bad at folding clothes at night. Slim thick.

Oh that cute dog is such a Gustavo!

Gustavo by b0lantejustin April 18, 2022

Gustavo 

the name of a guy who likes big hot steamy men. He especially loves to have sexual intercorse with men that are black. he is also a child predator.

p1: have you heard of what happened to gustavo?
p2: yeah he fucked his black cousin and kidnapped a small black kid so he is in jail.
p1: ohhhh.

Gustavo by チンパンジー April 24, 2022

Gustavo 

Gustavo Will destroy your life. Seems to be the most caring person at first until he gets comfortable. He is charming and will try to get his way. He makes everyone else around him do everything for him.

Gustavo do something on your own for once !!

Gustavo by MOVMIKE September 1, 2022

Gustavo 

Pieces of literal shit, unfaithful, liars, fake, unempathetic, dick heads

I hate Gustavo!!!

Gustavo by moopy_poo October 6, 2022

Gustavo 

The amazing dragon ruler that is also my stuffed animal. He’s red. You adore him.

Human- Yo that plush dragon is so cute-

Me- Thats Gustavo tHe DrAGoN OF DEATH AND BLOOD AND THE WOOOOOOOORLD

Gustavo by BlandeScythe April 2, 2023

Gustavo 

You use this word for people with a high-pitched voice, short, and a low IQ.

Bob in a high-pitched voice: Samantha! you won't believe what I've just done! :D
Samantha: what?
Bob: this puzzle said it would take 3-4 years to complete and I did it in 2 years!
Samantha: oh you Gustavo!

Gustavo by wandapom May 23, 2023

Gustavo 

A corny nigga

ur a gustavo

Gustavo by Shannon The Cannon Briggs March 20, 2025