Guia

(n.) A person, usually female, who is under five feet tall, is of Filipino descent and has stunnigly good looks.

(v.) A pwnage.

(adj.) Awesome, wizard.

(n.) Have you ever noticed how much Guia resembles a Hobbit?

(v.) OH! You've just been Guia'd.

by GinPidg April 27, 2009

gurang

GURANG is a geezer, from the Bicol region of the Philippines. A senior citizen; an oldie:

Lolo likes Led ZEP, don't mind him, he is gurang already.

Gurangs love Retro Radio, playing the 50s Doowop.
Don't mind Linda, she is so gurang in her set ways.

by Zirutzu May 5, 2006

Geriaphiliac

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.

"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."

by Red Killwell July 3, 2007

Grian Police

1. An urban planning authority whose jurisdiction is the entirety of Minecraft. The Grian Police are known for sending soldiers in netherite armor to demolish dirt houses and bad builds, violently. Led by Minecraft youtuber Grian, who specialises in making beautiful builds.

2. A word commonly used to threaten people who build ugly dirt houses or anything in Minecraft that’s ugly.

(Note: Usage examples below are numbered, they correlate to the numbered definitions above)

1. Remember! Dirt houses in Minecraft, or bad building in general is not tolerated! Any bad builders or dirt house builders will be arrested by the Grian Police.

2. Hey, improve this build or else I’m calling the Grian Police! They’re gonna demolish your build, you understand me?

by Gitarja June 29, 2020

Grian Hermitcraft 9: episode 14

A very chobblesome episode from the YouTuber Grian

“Did you watch Grian Hermitcraft 9: episode 14 ?”
“Yes it was very chobblesome”

by Weirdly_specific August 9, 2022

A Grian Flight

A very quick, uncontrollable mega flight using fifty rockets for a distance of ten blocks

Maybe I should put some honey blocks here so I won't take damage if I do a grian flight

by bleepblopbloopityblipbloppers July 1, 2020

geriacity

adj. - of or pertaining to the condition of having a high concentration of the elderly.

n.- A region exhibiting the properties of the adjective version of this word.

Henderson, Nevada simply reeks of geriacity.

by Neeners November 30, 2004