Guymen/ Gymen

A metaphorical male hymen.

It's been so long since I got the ride my guymen/ gymen has grown back.

by Miss Red Waffling July 5, 2025

E-gument

an argument over the internet, usually in a chatroom.

Dragonslayer9: Emogician you suck dragon cock.

Emogician: your mother licked my sweaty taint.

Trinitystud: E-guments suck.

by Zazzpotato January 10, 2010

The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.

“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”

by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023