guff

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

by nicola's top man April 8, 2008

guff

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

by Pyncha October 17, 2004

self guff

the act of masturbating yourself in the company of others.

ROSS: fancy a wee self guff paul?
PAUL: yeah bro lets free the demon?

by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017

cunt guff

The words cunt and guff combined to describe a fanny fart.

That girl in the pub last night let out a huge cunt guff and everyone could hear it.

by cult88 December 19, 2008

Gravy Guff

A smell that cannot be defined, yet is horrid and lingers.

'Cor, it reeks in 'ere of gravy guff.'

by Lady Schwarz May 15, 2010

No guff, chet

1. Interjection used to express disbelief at an understatement. Obviously; no shit.

2. Statement used to express general agreement with a friend. Fuckin' A'; for real; I heard that.

(Chet can be dropped in any usage)

1. Bill: Your leg is on fire!

Tim: No guff, Chet!

2. Carl: We really stepped in it this time.

Joe: No guff.

by squeezmunky February 16, 2010

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015